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| This seems like a prime opportunity to tell the wife about those escaped convicts from the local jail. “You know they still haven’t caught the one.” Maybe, the story about the grown man living in the family’s crawl space and attic for several years. Next whe hears a noise explain that it’s probably just Doug he never hurt anybody that we know of just something a little off about him.
Just kidding. It’s probably just somebody's pregnant pet python. | |
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