Reminds me of our sons graduation from UIUC. 
Dropped everyone off at the door.
As I was headed to find a parking lot,
My phone rang. 
In an effort to be correct with the phone call,
I pulled into a parking space about 1/2 way to the lot that I intended to park in. 
I proceeded to complete the phone conversation. 
All the while, a female parking attendant was hyperventilating over my choice of a parking spot. 
Something about, this is not a parking area.
Looked like all of the other parking areas that I have been using for 40 years.
Actually she had nothing else to do except to harass me.
I chose to ignore her while on the phone. 
Then she bluntly told me that this is not a parking spot.
I bluntly told her, “I am not parked, the key is still in the ignition”.