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| It's like the old joke:
A man who has been in a coma for 20 years finally wakes up, and the first thing he does is rush from his hospital bed to the payphone, where he dials his stockbroker. From here, he finds that his stock in IBM is now worth $1,000,000 , his GM stock $2,000,000 , and his Exxon stock $5,000,000. "Yippee! I'm rich!!!!" he cries out.
Then the phone operator came on the line -- "Insert $1,000,000 for the next three minutes, please." | |
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