Sometimes, if I am in the mood, I have fun with them.

"Yeah...that's me. No, I ain't gonna pay you a dime and what are ya gunno do about it. Drop dead!"  CLICK

" Yeah, that's me. Nope, not gunno pay you a dime. Doc says I only have one more month to live."  CLICK

"Nope, never heard of him. He owes you HOW much? Geeze. that's unfortunate. Tell you what, give me an address and I'll pay the bill for you cause you sound like a nice guy."  CLICK

"Yeah, that's me. Hang on for a minute while I put the phone down, someone at the door. BANG! BANG! BANG! (slamming two books together) Damn I hate it when the cops come to my door! Now what did YOU want? "  CLICK

" Nope, never heard of him. Hold on a moment." Sounds of me using the toilet for about 2 minutes straight.  CLICK

The way I see it is...they're messing with me. I'm gonna mess with them. But then my friends DO say I'm a bit twisted at times. lol

Dave.