"Never argue with a fool, you just get two fools arguing."  Stated by my first supervisor, otherwise unknown.

"He that speaketh by the yard and thinketh by the inch gets quieted by the foot."

"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can change, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they didn't agree with me."