You just had to bring that up, didn't you Rich?

Had a gullible English teacher I worked with and she was always asking for help with her car.

One day the boys told her she had a muffler bearing go out and it was very expensive!

I had to stop the joke because she cried and was broke.

Another one brought her car in one morning said it was making an awful squaking noise.

It sure was, she ran a chicken almost through the radiator!

I showed the male teachers and the next morning she walked into school to get her coffee and they were dead silent playing some old chicken song.  She must have sat there several minutes before she realized what was going on.

That school was never the same...

I forgot to add the words ozone carbon layer distributor to my first post, LOL.

Ed