WOW!!

Sounds like it might be safer by a long-run to take the intended cruise money, buy a new big-screen tv & blu-ray player for the family & rent a couple good movies for the weekend & stay home! When you wake up on Mon a.m, you'll still have the tv & peripheals for the following weekend's entertainment. Cruise $$ will be gone forever, plus it sounds like much more than that will be gone also, maybe your life?

Absolutely NONE of those things can happen wrong to you staying in your own house. Plus, I guarantee you will NOT get seasick staying in your own living room, assuming you don't live in San Francisco.