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CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU'LL GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR
CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU'LL BE DETAINED INDEFINITELY
CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU'LL GET SHOT.
CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU'LL BE JAILED
CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU'LL NEVER BE HEARD
FROM AGAIN.
CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU'LL BE BRANDED A
SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU'LL BE THROWN INTO
POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:
A JOB
A DRIVERS LICENSE
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD
WELFARE
FOOD STAMPS
CREDIT CARDS
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE
FREE EDUCATION
FREE HEALTH CARE
A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION.
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