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central mo | Right now, I'm sitting in my pickup pecking at my phone posting this message on agtalk ... And specifically I'm just waiting for Dad to show up.
"Why am I waiting?" You may be asking.
I'm waiting for Dad because I'm an idiot.
No, nothings broken. I'm not hurt. I'm noteven scared. I'm stuck!
Yep, that's right. STUCK!
It's ironic how "stuck" rhymes with "suck" ... Because being stuck, sucks!
I'm completely helpless. Can't do nothin.
Too bad I don't have my rifle. There's a coyote investigating my stupidity. Hope he doesn't take a picture and put it on facebook. How embarrassing.
I'm not even stuck in mud ... Which is WAY cooler than being stuck the way I am stuck. I crossed a ditch head on. Not at an angle. My front bumper is acting as if it were a snow plow ... In the grass.
Anyway, this sucks ....
Ah, I think I hear the tractor comin ... better get ready for Dad to scold me. But, deep down I know He's gotta be laughing. Ain't like He's never been here before.
Thanks for the tug Dad ... Probably my best friend.
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Waiting for Dad ...
