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GinNB
Posted 4/7/2009 20:33 (#672733)
Subject: Speeding in (insert state/province here)



 

 

SPEEDING IN  SOUTH DAKOTA


GOOD

A Madison , SD policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem--a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
 
BETTER

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Sioux Falls, SD. A $40 speeding ticket was included.  Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
 
BEST

A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A   South Dakota State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball. 'He replied, ' South Dakota State Troopers don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
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