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Kansas | A man who had been called to testify by the IRS asked his accountant what to wear and was told to wear shabby clothing so they would think he was poor.
He then asked his lawyer the same question but got the opposite answer.
Confused, he went to Uncle Bill. a noted philosopher, who said, "Let me tell you a story, a woman about to be married asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night and was told to wear a heavy, long flannel nightgown. The bride to be asked her best friend and got the conflicting advice to wear her most sexy negligee."
Now the man was really confused. He asked Uncle Bill. "What does this have to do with my problem with the IRS?"
Simple Uncle Bill said. "It doesn't matter what you wear, the end result is going to be the same.....
Your going to get f*****!"
Now if this gets deleted I just want all, including the powers that be that do so, I just typed this out of my local paper...........or in more appropriate terms, weekly wipe. | |
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Doesn't matter..........................joke
