Of course not. But when its hot in Russia a couple weeks this summer, headlines scream "global warming". When it is cold in northern Canada for the 5th straight year in a row, in spite of supposedly being affected most by "global warming", the headlines are.... SILENT. HMMMMM?

 Sorry about sending you our cold air, my american friends. Global warming hasn't hit us yet, but by 2020, when all the ice is gone (wink, wink), and the polar bears are all dead (nudge, nudge), and were growing corn up here for grain, (wink, wink), we promise your north winds will bring tropical conditions you all will enjoy. And to boot, the developing countries will have our money....