What makes you think that a woman is going to listen to someone using the name "squish" on the internet?

Rules for understanding women:

1.  She always is right and always knows what to do.

2.  When introducing an idea refer to Rule 1.

3.  When giving instructions refer to Rule 1.

4.  When offering advice refer to Rule 1.

5.  Remember these two words:  YES DEAR.