ha ha ha  LMAO 

It's only down hill from here Rich...next thing you know you'll be so pewny a V-6 Aluminum Buick will be all you can handle!

I had a full body x-ray once and the tech asked me how I broke my rib.....?? didn't know I did.               

Ahhhh    yep      that's the way guys like me and Barney Fife are                  so tuff we can't even feel a broken rib.

Seriously though...I agree with the others advising you to go see the vet.