I was in the basement this a.m. Wife said I just got a phone call & she took the call. Told caller I wasn't available. Caller said he had JUST found my wallet on an airplane! It has my i.d. in it. It has cash money in it!! He wants to return it to me!! Isn't that just wonderful? Don't things like this just reassure your confidence in fellow-man's good will?

But, I haven't been on a plane in quite a number of years, especially a commercial one. I asked wife if caller had a N African accent....she said YES!

But, moreover, she said caller indicated he would call back this pm to speak to me!

Of course, I haven't lost a billfold...ever. Haven't been on an airline in a few yrs. Would you like to guess how this will go? Or, will he (it was a he) even call again? Would he be that stupid? I suppose.

How would you prepare for this call? Can someone send a permanently deafening tone over the phone?