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| A Bad, Bad Day . .
A little guy is sitting at the bar just
staring at his drink for half an hour
when this big trouble-making biker
steps next to him, grabs his drink,
gulps it down in one swig and then
turns to the guy with a menacing
stare as if to say 'Whatcha gonna
do about it?'
The poor little guy starts crying.
'Come on man I was just giving
you a hard time,' the biker says.
'I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't
stand to see a man crying.'
'This is the worst day of my life,'
says the little guy between sobs.
'I can't do anything right.'
'I overslept and was late to an
important meeting, so my boss
fired me.
'When I went to the parking lot,
I found my car was stolen and
I don't have any insurance.
'I left my wallet in the cab I took
home.
'I found my wife in bed with the
gardener and my dog bit me..
'So I came to this bar trying to
work up the courage to put an
end to my life,
--- and then you show up and
drink the poison.'
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A Bad, Bad Day . .
