I got this in an email and thought it might get a laugh here:

 Three hookers were talking.

 The first one said "I had a Fireman last night".

 The second one asked how she knew he was a
 fireman, and the first one replied "I saw his badge."

 The second hooker said "Well I had a policeman".

 The first one asked how she knew he was a
 policeman. The second hooker replied "I saw his gun."

 The third hooker then joined in and said

 "Well I had an Illinois farmer last night".

 The other two replied "How do you know he was an Illinois farmer"?

 The third hooker replied "First he said it cost too much,
 then he said that it was too dry, then he said it was too wet,
 and when we were through he asked if I had any free hats!!"

Sounds about right to
me!