I stumbled across Scott Pakin's automatic complaint-letter generator today ... hysterical after 5 hours of staring at a computer.  All the better since my boss put me onto it.

Markets got you down ... type in USDA!

Your banker on your back? ... Insert Name Here!

Friends/family/co-workers?  Don't be afraid to speak up and make your feelings known!

Complaint doesn't match your feelings? Hit refresh ... it's a never-ending barrel of laughs.