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Wheatley, Arkansas | The sack of switches Santa left me when I was six years old.
I got up earlier than the rest of the family and hid them under the couch.
When my parents got up, they asked what Santa brought me. I said I don't see a DA** thing he left me.
They found Santa's gift under the couch and proceeded to use the gift exponentially on my behind.
BTW; They called me Little Johnny as a kid. I don't know why they called me that either! | |
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What's the lamest Christmas gift you ever got???
