Was it used to stash dead bodies by the Clintons?

Are the remains of Jimmy Hoffa in there?

Was it left there by Bush and the Republicans?

Is there evidence in there that will incriminate O J Simpson?

Has it been inherited by the Obama Administration to solve with more taxation and deficit spending?

Is it proof that aliens have visited Earth?

Is there a cure for cancer hidden there to keep the cancer treatment business more profitable?

Is there a revolutionary carburetor in there that will get 150 miles per gallon?

Has the Holy Grail finally been found?