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| Told my wife I don't want a funeral, cremated me & spread my ashes over the home far. Then invite friends & relatives to a local restaurant & have a celebration with free eats.
"if", I was to have a funeral I would want people to come in a specific order, then as they would pass my casket I would greet them with recording call them by name & ask them "don't I look natural, how's the family " & a little chit chat. When a certain brother walked by I would say "Hi K**, where's the $3,000 you owe me?". | |
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