| An Arkansa State trooper pulled a car over on US 65 about 2 miles north of The Arkansas State line. When the trooper asked the driver why he
was speeding, the driver said he was a magician and juggler and was on his wat to Branson to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to
be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and asked if the Driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a
ticket...
He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything To juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them
and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from around Harison got out, watched the performance, then
went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking The drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied;
'You might as well take my *** to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.'
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