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| Rich, Here is an application to keep on file to hand to the first guy she brings home to meet you sometime. Dennis SEND
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE DAUGHTER
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.
NAME______________________________________
DATE OF BIRTH______________
HEIGHT______ WEIGHT______ IQ__________GP***___________
SOCIAL SECURITY #___________________
DRIVERS LICENSE #________________
BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES ___________
HOME ADDRESS__________________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP_____
Do you have ONE male and ONE female parent?____________________
If NO, please explain _________________________
Number of years they have been married ____________________
If less than your age, explain ________________________
Do you own a van? ________ A truck with oversized tires?___________
A waterbed? ________ A pickup with a mattress in the back? ________
A condom? _________ Pornography? _____ Do you have earring, nose ring, or a
belly button ring? _________ A tattoo? ___________
(IF YES TO THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES)
In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you?__________________
In 50 words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER mean to you?
In 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you?
Church you attend ________How often you attend__________________
When would be the best time to interview your:
father? ________mother? ______priest? _______
Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential.
A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:
B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:
C: A woman's place is in the:
D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:
E: When I first meet a girl, the thing I notice about her first is:
NOTE: if answer E begins with T or A, discontinue. Leaving premises keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised.
What do you want to do IF you grow up? ____________________
What is the current going rate of a hotel room?
Condoms come in packages of (circle one)
A: 3
B: 6
C: 9
D: 12
E: ALL OF THE ABOVE
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN INDIAN TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.
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Signature (that means sign your name, moron)
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