The results are in for TSA’s performance in 2010:

Year to date statistics on TSA airport screenings from the Department of Homeland Security (key areas):    

Terrorist Plots Discovered                0 
Transvestites Revealed                133
Hernias  Located                      1,485 
Hemorrhoid Cases                   3,172 
Enlarged Prostates                  8,249 
Breast Implants                    59,350 
Natural Blondes                        3