The thread below reminded me of a Newfoundlander joke.

Two Newfoundlander buddies headed out west to look for work. They end up in Alberta in Fort McMoney (McMurray to those with good jobs and who have never been there).  Anyway, they're best friends so they go to their first job interview together.

Interviewer: So, what kind of skills do you fellows have?

Newfie #1:  I'm a pilot!

Interviewer:  That's excellent!  You start off at $50/hr and we'll get you started tomorrow morning!

Newfie #2:  I'm a woodcutter.

Interviewer:  Well, we've got lots of woodcutters, but we'll take you starting at $15/hr.

Newfie #2:  WHAT?!?  This is outrageous!  I always make more money in Newfoundland than my friend!

Interviewer:  How is it that you can make more than a pilot?

Newfie #2:  Ya see, I cuts it and he's my pile-it!