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Here's mine:
A friend of mine came upon another friend of ours in his field right next to the road. His brand new Case IH 8010 combine and a fleet of Case IH service trucks, mechanics, a salesman and his employees were all gathered between the monsterous bean head that was detached and the 8010's feeder house. The combine was parked in one of this field's season-long water holes which was now dry.
As my friend edged slowly along the road, he yelled from his truck window to the crowd, "What's the matter ? Ya get a DUCK stuck in her ?"
(Sorry if it's not funny, but it was at the time.) | |
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Farmer "one liners" ?
