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Texas | Went to a good steakhouse for wife’s b day .
I eat so many hamburgers my nick name was hamburger man . It stuck and my old friends still call me hamburger.
We go to this good steakhouse ( they have the best hamburgers) .
Young fellow comes up and says , can I get you started with drinks ? I said sure Dr Pepper and a water , wife got her usual unsweetened tea .
The menu had this big hamburger on it , I asked the fellow is that pretty good ?
He said it’s ordered quite often , hardly no one finishes it .
I said can I get that ?his reply was how would you like it cooked .
I said just tell the cooks to fix it like most folks get it .
He said “ all the fixings “ I said just give me the standard .
He said what sides ? I asked y’all got fries ? Yes sir would you like steak fries , well heck yes .
The fellow brings this monster and it’s got a steak knife stuck through the middle .
I told the young fellow , yep it’s big .
It was very good , I managed the burger but fries were left .
Young fellow comes back , I told him about the best burger I ever had .
I ended it with “ good tip for you tonight young man “
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